I had a cockamamie plan. I knew this wasn't going to work, I *KNEW* that this was destined for... a poor ending shall we say. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it a thousand times over, and yet... it had to be done. Just what. Just what would happen, if you took a fuuuuuully fresh sapling, tightened off the ends, varnished it up as fresh as the day it was cut, with liiiiike 10 layers of varnish... literally... and see what happens. Can you preserve the colour. Ok, so I started out with the usual, clamping the ends for 3 days, clamp it more, wait a day, and start on it. More or less the second I knew the length, I hit it with layer after layer of varnish, just... let's get all that green in there. What's gonna happen. It got SO many compliments you would not believe. Oh my god, people stopped to talk to me, compliments just about every day. It was shiny, it was glossy, it was just standing out bright. It could have been made of glass. Six months, it gives ya. You varnish in a fresh stick, it gives ya six months. Six months, and then you get the last few photos. Yah! Yah, the moisture inside seems to have wanted to escape, so it made all these spikey towers as it pushed air up to the surface. So we have a spiked grip on one side, and then the other side... well... did the moisture just kinda slip down due to gravity or something? That's my guess. Anyways, we got rot happening at the top and like... the... exit points for where said rot escaped XD So, I got me a poisonstick here. I dunno, I can't imagine it actually doing damage... it's run of the mill wood lol... but it's amusing. SO, this is what happens when you varnish fresh fresh fresh fresh fresh wood :P Oh, the symbols and stuff on there all have meaning, the majority of which were recreated on the followup staff Vee, so go check out that page fo the meanings of most of those symbols on there. July 2019 |