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|          \                    YOU HAVE BEEN BITTEN                 |
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|          \/                  BY THE BASEMENT MONSTER               |
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|       .vvv/                                                        |
|       `^^^\               YOUR TSHIRT HAS BEEN SHREDDED            |
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|-----------        ^        ^                 ^                     |
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