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STILL not explaining anything





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Look, can we just go? I'd rather get this over and done with now.
Yes, let's go..
Sir Vorock, as requested.
Thank you. Now.. please leave us.
As you command, my Queen.
Excellent job creating the scans. You have done far better than I expected you to. Now, you are going to help me test my.. project.. correct?
Yes, I am. Can I ask what it is?
You'll find out.
A simple "No" would have worked...
Unfortunately, we are very low on a valuable mineral needed to run my project, so you will only have a few tries. At most ten, maybe less.
... Oh, lovely..

But, what we will get from this... oh yes.. is the ultimate weapon against Samus! She will not be able to withstand what we release upon her. She will finally perish!
...Uhm.. yay and stuff.
You do not sound pleased. Don't you want to see her die?
Look, I don't even know this chick. When I met her, I was too nervous to really pay attention.
Look, she came in when I was peacefully ruling over Zebes and fuckin' killed me.
...Oh, no wonder you hate her. Well she probably had reasons.
Look, nevermind. Just go talk to the Black Pirate. He'll lead you to my project. Just follow their instructions and you'll be fine.
...Ugh.. fine..






Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and related characters are all property of Nintendo. Vorock, Rezuni, and all other original characters are my own creations. This comic was created soley by me, using only MSPaint. The html was based off of Hiroshi and Kabutroid's HTML and my own knowledge.