You've gotta admire his persistance.
Six missiles and one shedded skin later
OW... I thought you said 'five more'.
Turns out I was still pissed off at you.
And... and aren't women supposed to LIKE being complimented or something?
Yyyeah, doesn't work for you. You... a lizard-like... thing, saying I'm sexy is like a living slime-mold saying that they want to slorp over me. It just doesn't... why am I even telling you?!? YOU'RE A LIZARD! I'M NOT!!!
Don't worry, I'm willing to overlook that.
Does... that silence mean you're considering it?
I'd ask if you were kidding... but I know you way too well.
Wanna get to know me better?
I'd rather die from having lava forced under my eyelids.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.