Slip of the tongue

I bet Kraid wouldn't mind slipping HIS tongue somewhere :P

*run* *toing*
That doesn't even make SENSE! You're just saying ANYTHING at this point!
Get your fat ass back here! You just cost me only GOD knows how long before more booze!
I couldn't help it!
You can't run forever! I've got a power suit, you've got at least 5000 pounds of lard to drag around with you! You WILL tire out!
I can try!
Or you'll run into a dead end, or trip and fall on your clumsy feet, or just be caught by me anyway! JUST GIVE UP YOU FAT BASTARD!
Please Samus... can't we just make out... I mean make-up?
You're not helping your case here!
*jump* *fwoosh*

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.