Time for something else
Yes... too muscular and well-built... THAT'S the reason!
*gasp* *pant* Ok... so apparently that's not going to work with me. I guess I'm just too muscular and well-built to be able to curl into a tight enough ball.
Think Kraid, think. Maybe... hmm... maybe I don't actually even NEED to be curled up in a ball. I mean hell, Samus never specifically said she CAN'T do it standing up. It's worth a shot at least.
So let's see... how to lay a bomb. C'mon Kraid, it can't be THAT hard. Just... picture yourself... bombing. Just mind over matter, that's all!
So... close... I think I have it...
Oh GOD! What the hell man, what the hell? Whatever that is... not in public, man!
Or maybe I should just stop trying for now.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.