Can't find good help

I guess that's what happens when you're a bad-tempered genocidal maniac. It just seems like noone wants to help you.

So I'll pass on your offer to inflict extreme pain upon me. I've got stuff to try, and a very angry Samus to get away from.
Damnit. As much as I hate to hear myself say it, Kraid isn't quite as stupid as he looks. Ok, so back to the original plan... find another path.
So let's see what I can fin... whup, what do we have here?
Dum dee do dee.. oh hell... YOU.
It's a long shot, but it's worth a try. Zebbo, what are the odds you could help me get up that wall over there?
Yyyyeah, since the only way I could see that happening is if you freeze, then stand on me, I'd rather just fly up out of your range.
You KNOW that won't save you.
I lose either way, so I might as well just NOT help you.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.