Well, you can't really blame him :P
UGH! Holy god man, you weigh a ton! Seriously, I gotta get some more friends to help me here.
You're doing fine, just keep it slow.
ACK! CAREFUL OF MY LEGS! THAT SMARTS!
Now stop fidgeting, or else y-
Ok, y'know what? I think I'm going to go find someone else to help me out here.
Y... you all right? Is anything broken?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.