Bad time to ridicule

Well, no time like the present. Let's see what we've got in store for us here.
Man, this kinda weirds me out. And so help me, if there's a hidden pit INSIDE this hidden path, there will be hell to- wait, I think I see the end.
Holy crap, it's SAMUS! Man, we didn't think you'd EVER find your way out! You've been passing the same spot like... a dozen times. We've been laughingour asses off watching you go by!
Uhh, Sam, it's probably no-
1.5 seconds later
Smart enemy, that Dessgeega was.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.