Kabs' favourite key

It would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

YES! Sweet merciful crap, get me the hell out of here. Beam me up, Metroid-thingy!
Although in retrospect, given things tend to be screwed up in general on Zebeth as opposed to Zebes, I should maybe have... eh, screw it, as long as I get out of here.
I mean hell... the elevator wasn't one of those stupid hidden pits, it's actually moving... there's not all that much else that could even go wrong on the damn thing.
Hey Kabs... Samus is begging for all kinds of bad luck. Want me to hit the shortcut key for that?
Eeeehh, screw it. I'm trying to have her NOT shoot me on sight for a while.
Ahh, gotcha.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.