Better safe than sorry

Ok, let's take this one step at a time. One... drop Croc-boy... he owes me drink money, I can't have him dying on me.
*drop* *flump*
Ok, good, I guess. Two... what the hell are we... actually, change that. Two... CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH ALREADY! Like... seriously!
Ok... now what the he-
Ok... from what little I could understand of that, I got something about Samus being inside there. Ridiculously unlikely... but if she's going rampant on my booze, I'd better check it out just in case. *hop*
Little help?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
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