They never learn




And a bit of post-vacation cliffhanger.

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*stretch*
Ahh... that was some sweet vacation. But I suppose I should go unpau... aw damnit, I don't think I ever got around to fixing that stupid 'pause' bug. Well... crappity hell.
*flump*
*click*
Well, whatever. I think they know me by now, and know not to do stupid things when I go away.
......SURELY they've learned by now.
*UNPAUSE*
WELL... SEEMS A BIT... MISSING OF PEOPLE, BUT OTHERWISE i'VE SEEN WORSE RETURNS. LET'S JUST TAB OVER TO THE NEAREST NON-MINION ACTIVITY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
*TAB*
...mygodohmygodohmygodohmygod, thank god I'm back in the jar, thankyouthankyouth...
GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE, LEARN ALREADY!!!





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.