What type are you?
Honestly, I can't even slightly see Crocomire Hunter being anything other than this type of drunk.
Also, for those curious, I'm the 'talkative' type.
Also for those curious, I tried making up a shot of the four aforementioned alcohols (vodka, gin, tequila, rum) in equal quantities. As Kraid says... it is strangely smooth and good tasting. I would have though it wouldn't be... but for the sake of accuracy in the comic, I mixed some up just so that I could indicate accurately what they'd say about it.
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Not long after
Hey guys. Guys. Guys. Hey. I think... hey. Guys? Hey, I think I've... I think I'm... is this what drunk is like? Wow! Guys...
Alright, now we're getting somewhere.
A bit more booze later
Y'know, this bizarre mixture actually isn't bad.
I told you man. It sounds like it should be a trainwreck, but it's actually rea-
GUYS! *sniff* Guys... why... why do you have to kill?
Very soon
...And.... and that Zeela. *sniff* She was so innocent... *sniff*... I just... I just wanna help *sniff*... want them to live...
Aaaand we have now determined that Croc-boy is the crying type when drunk.
*SOB*
I can't tell if this is sad or funny. Man, he sucks at being drunk. No... this is just kinda annoying.
*SOB* OH GOD RIDLEY! I'M SO SORRY FOR... FOR CRIKEYING YOU!
Well, at least I sorta got an apology out of this.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.