A rare opportunity

If you're wondering what Kraid's talking about in frame 3, this is what the room actually looks like in the game. It is obviously different on Zebeth :P

Wait, what? I was being sarcastic! What the hell do you MEAN I'm in here? COOL, I'M IN THERE! Outta the way, I wanna meet me!
*hop* Ugh... how can you be so stu... never mind.
Hey Kra-OH GOD!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Did you just freeze me, Samus? DID YOU?!?
Just shutup. It's just a statue of you and Ridley.
Although now that you mention it, I'm not passing up this opportunity to shoot you repeatedly in the face without you bitching and moaning about it.
Jerk. Although I think this room would be better blue.
Oh hey, I wasn't expecting THAT! Sweet, I wonder what else we can make it do.
Hey! If you wanna shoot the piss outta something, do Ridley. He's not here at least.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.