Back to business

No, I haven't named bricks or pogs in reality. Not those things specifically, anyway.

10 minutes later this idiot comes charging into my chambers, yelling something about some Dessgeega chipping some stupid brick in his room. A BRICK! He was TELLING ON THEM!
Oh, I could TOTALLY see that. Did he ACTUALLY have names for those stupid bricks? I wasn't entirely sure if I could take that one seriously.
Oh right, the NAMES, yeah! He still does that?
You wouldn't believe it. Are you familiar with "pogs"?
Uhh, Samus?
...Mother Brain?
Oh... right.
*fwoosh* *BWAM*
Oh, yeah... I guess I should deal with this.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.