Several minutes later
Pfft, killjoy. FINE, we're leaving to ACTUALLY go to the bar now.
DON'T LEAVE ME!
I can't POSSIBLY fathom why you thought I wouldn't do anything. OBVIOUSLY I still have an ice beam. And ears. AND A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM! That was OBVIOUSLY hurting me!
You were fine, you had two health tanks full.
And I want to keep them that way, ass.
I apologized and I'll find you some health. HUP, other arm.
Whup, first arm again. WOOH! I'm good at this!
I DO still have bombs, too.
...I'll be good.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.