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Upper body strength rocks

Ok, well it wasn't so much Samus than it was Kraid who solved the problem. Course, look at the size of his arms. He can do helluva lot more damage than Samus could.

Yeah, I can hear you all screaming about the power armour that Samus has on, and how it could punch through... but them doors are just tough. After all, in the game, if you run into a door, which should do much more damage than a regular punch, it still doesn't open. Hence, we need Kraid, with his claw-like fingers to crack that bitch open.

I'll distract him... get that door open.
Hmm... how to do this...
What to do... what to do...
Any time now...
Ok, seriously... think faster.
I suppose I could... nah, that wouldn't work.
Of course! I can punch it open!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.