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Mmmm... appetizing

Ooohhh... almost at 50 strips. It feels so sweet to be this far.

And yeah... poor sidehopper. That's probably even more painful than it sounds.

Why can't you stay open any longer?
I really don't want to spend the night with THAT.
Should I even ask what happened?
Drunk sidehopper vomitted into a desgeega's beer, so a pack of his geruta friends rammed his own leg up his ass... then killed him.
Yeah... and the cleaner can't get here till tomorrow morning.
That's it... we've gotta get outta here.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.