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The tale of Geruta

In case you can't tell... for the next little bit, I'm going to be following around Geruta to see how and what he plans to do about his situation. Fear not... we will eventually return to Samus and see what THEY did during that time.

Why must I be resistant to extreme heat? I didn't ask for this ability.
Why must death elude me repeatedly? Damn you lady luck. Damn you to hell.
At least I'm away from that bitch Samus. Torturous she-devil.
Ow! Damn land.
Hey. You look like you could use some help there.
No kidding. Any chance you could haul me outta here?
Sure, one sec...

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.