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Where's Ridley when you need him?

Poor Geruta. Being on the top of the food chain (or close thereto), sucks when you just want to end the pain and suffering.

Can you kill me?
Don't even ask.
How about you?
Damnit, what does it take to die around here? My stump is itchy as hell, and I can't even SCRATCH it!
Please say there's a large hungry animal through here.
Biggest thing around here is a Rio.
AWRIGHT! Time to go crack me some shell! Just like rolling down the stairs.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.