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Samus likes her missiles




And we see the return of (the voice of) Kabutroid! It's been a good, what... strip 44? Yeah, it's been a while since we've heard from her. Gee... wonder why she's staying out of sight? Hell, I wouldn't wanna be in front of a woman with a blaster that big, that pissed off.

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DAMNIT! Metroid thingy! You've got some questions to answer! Get your brown, metroid-topped ass down here!
IS IT ABOUT THE MISSILES?
Yes, "It's about the missiles", you stupid ass.
DANG. I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE.
Well SORRY for seeing my most powerful weapon reduced to a negative number!
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU KILLING SHIT?
That kinda slowed down after you SHUT OFF OUR WEAPONS!
OH RIGHT... 'THAT' THING.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.