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Violence fetish

For the record, yes... the title of this was indeed borrowed from a Disturbed song. Tell ya what... they can have 80% of the profit gained from this strip alone. What's that? That'll be none? Well T.S.

In either case, we see that Samus seems to have a thing for missiles here. One can only wonder what she does with them. GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER YA FREAK! She uses them to kill enemies obviously!

C'mon Samus... move your ass already.
*Gasp*... still... recovering... stamina... you... fat *pant* useless... reptile *pant*.
But think... missiles may be nearby.
... missiles?
Oh, THAT'S a healthy reaction to hearing about explosive firearms.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.