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The first big item on Zebeth

Yes... it's taken over 100 strips for Planet Zebeth to finally see it's first major item. They almost saw a major item back when Kabutroid tried to give them an ice beam, but we all know what happened when they tried that. Hell, they've only NOW begin to partially-recover from it. And the best part is... you're kept in suspense until next strip... wondering what item I will unleash.

Wanna try a pre-bombed one?
Fuck it, let's just split.
thwip thwip
Well, back to the killing spree.
Unless of course you have to jump on something.
Just shutup, huh?
Several hours later
Nothin' but enemies. What kinda guide are you?
Crab up. I'll redeem myself.
Two rooms later...
Who da man, huh? Who da man?
Oh, you ARE da man!
Dat's right.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.