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Metroids are jerks v.2

And it's truly confirmed by majority vote... Metroids ARE jerks. It's now official.

You think they're jerks too?
Hells yeah! But no-one believed me...
Trust me. They's jerks, they are.
Big jerks.
REAL jerks.
urge to kill... rising...
When did you learn they were jerks?
Oh, I knew long ago they were jerks.
resisting urge... resist... *snap*
Crikey! Is she always like this?
Get used to it.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.