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Samus wants attention

Yeah... Samus is an attention hog. 'Nuff said.

So, umm... you going to kill me or something here?
Not quite... for you see...
This jar of mine...
HEY! Why am I off screen?
I'm creating plotline! Cut me some frickin' slack.
Anyway... this jar highly limits my capabilities. I must obtain a new body to become more powerful.
Dum da dum do do...
THIS Samus, is where you come...
Do de dum do dum da...
Damnit, listen! This is important!
Bite me.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.