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It all makes sense now

Yeah, he's boned.

And note Kabutroid's little lair down there... go Super Smash Brothers Melee.

Kabutroid's Metroid Relocation Area
----Do not break glass----
And that's when I discovered... the sign.
Ah, hell.
So, like any brave lizard facing up to the consequences of his own actions, I ran away like a frightened little schoolgirl.
squee squee SQUEE
Suck it, Bowser!
After much running, I came across you two.
AHH! My arms!
*crunch* *smash* *grab* *yank*
And so I brought you back to safety. You owe me big.
I've fallen and I cannot get up...
The pain...

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.