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Speedy the plot device

And waste hard drive space? Pfft... no...

So... what's up with the ripper?
I just got DSL.
Yeah, I uploaded a ripper to my system to see what would happen.
SWEET! So stuff will actually be added to Zebeth faster?
Umm... not exactly... the server Zebeth is on is still routing through a 33.6k modem.
Christ, then upload all of us to your system then. Do I have to do ALL the thinking?
Pfft, and waste hard-drive space AND system resources? Screw that... come Speedy.
You know what? Screw you.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.