And the plot sickens... literally. Don't worry, this kinda humour likely won't come up again anytime soon :P
Well regardless, the time has come to end this.
Before you do, consider the fact that...
Oh GOD no!!!
NOOOO... wha? I... I feel strangely energetic... with a slight Metroidy aftertaste...
You. I need you alive to help smite mine enemies.
I feel violated...
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.