Maybe it's reasons like this that Geruta hasn't captured, tortured, and killed Samus or Kraid yet...
During this time
*sniff* *sniff* You smell that?
*sniff* Kinda like... oats... possibly barley.
AHA! We must be close.
Then can we destroy the bar?
Yes, fine, we can destroy the goddamn bar already.
-No secret crops here - Kabutroid-
Wait, woah, hold up here.
Ah hell... false alarm. Let's try another place.
Hey, you wanna destroy the bar, or not?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.