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Just because

As stated, I likes me running gags.

5 minutes later
Damnit! Where in the hell am I? I coulda sworn the bar was around here...
Oh god no...
What the... the mystery talking box. I coulda sworn I pumped you full of holes before too...
Actually, this is a new...
Eh, best to avoid plotholes. Metroid-thingy hates those things.
*bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam*
... coulda sworn it was bigger too, but I shouldn't talk too loud... Metroid-thingy might get pissed off, and then I'm less likely to kill Ridley and Kraid, and...
Why... that's all I want to know... why.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.