Defensive tactics
When in doubt... scream. Scream as loud and as much as you can, and you'll always get your way.
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And all through the night, none did move... Well, Kraid sure as hell tried anyway... failing.
*foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam* *freeze* *ka-click* *foom* *thaw* *click* *bwam*
Hours later
DAMNIT EVERYONE, ST...
Ok, he's really starting to get annoying.
Yeah... my ears are starting to hurt.
*click* *bwam* *freeze*
*foom* *thaw*
...OP! AAAUUGGHHH!!!
Yeah, ok... screw this. I'll be back with more missiles.
YES! SUCCESS! We emerge victorious!
AAAUUGGHHH!!!
Oh, crab up, ya baby.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by ,me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
