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Originally had text about trying to translate it if you can here, only for me to come along while transcribing the comic here, and did it for you. Enjoy :D

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A short time later
Crimineys, where in the hell did all the enemies disappear to? And why do I hear music? I didn't think I was THAT insane...
-In Russian- ♫ Dark eyes, flaming eyes, they implore me into faraway lands, where love reigns, where peace reigns, where there is no suffering, where war is forbidden. ♫
No, wait... I definitely hear something...
Excellent rendition of Ochi chernye. Next we'll try Uralskaya Ryabina.
I know that voice...
What the hell???
Samus! Bout frickin' time you came back to report the results.
Uhh, report, yeah.
But first up, I have some missiles to refill.
*leap*
Oh GOD no!
NOOOOOOO! NOT THE MINIONS WITH HARMONY!




Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.