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The revelation

This is setting up the final climax...

-Warning - 049 seconds remaining-
Excellent! I knew I heard voices back here. SAMUS! Are you still wanting to kill me?
No, I'm pretty much all...
Good enough!
-Warning - 046 seconds remaining-
KRAID! Get your ass down here! There's no time to argue!
Umm... are you going to kill me for overloading the deep-fryer?
ACK! Yes sir!
-Warning - 043 seconds remaining-
Now... I came up with a horrible thought. You know that timer?
Oh yeah... forgot about that thing.
BAH! Now... what's one thing all timers do?
-Warning - 040 seconds remaining-
Umm... count?
They end Samus... they end... and this timer seems to be universal to the planet... not just the bar.
So... you're saying the planet will... oh.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.