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Reasons for inflation
Lesson 1 in marketing. If you piss off the only source of a product, the obtainment of said product is likely to become more difficult :P
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Soon thereafter
Shh, shh... I think I hear something up ahead.
What if it's another Metroid-like thing?
Oh, it'd better not be...
We'd better wipe it out just in case. GYAAAAAAAH!
DIIIIIIEEEE!
*toing* *hop* ka-click
FWOOSH FWOOSH FWABAM FWABAM
spike spike spike spike spike spike spike spike spike spike spike
... oh crap.
OH GOD, I'm SO sorry Ridley!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU DON'T NEED BOOZE *THIS* BADLY!!!
MOMMY! *leap*
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.