Eau de Metroid
And... this just sounded so wrong... yet it had to be said :P
Whoa... cripes man... what the hell did you step in? You smell like... like jerk... uh, Metroid.
Hmm... odd. There must have been a Metroid near my playpod before me.
... sure, whatever. Now look, what do you want? You just scared off my entertainment.
I was sort of hoping to find another playpod, since my old one got all dry and lost it's squishyness. I like it wet and squishy. You haven't seen one around here, have you?
Ok well, before you disgust me to the point of vomiting, no. No, I have not seen any such object. Nor do I want to... despite that it DOES sound vaguely entertaining...
In that case... you know where Samus is? She might have seen one.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.