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Respawn stipulations

Strip 358: Respawn stipulations

Originally, this and the next strip wasn't even going to be in the comic, but the idea struck me suddenly, and I thought it would be funny.

Secondly, normally in Metroid, if you leave a screen, when you come back, the enemies will have respawned. Most video games are like this. On Zebeth, this wasn't true, as Kabutroid fixed that (so now they have to procreate the old fashioned way, instead of just respawning :P). It appears that enemy respawnage hasn't been changed on ZR388 >:}

Is he dead yet?
Almost... MAN you're a pansy. What's so bad about this one?
They're sticky, and they smell funny.
Yeah, well so do you.
Hey, wait... hold up a minute Samus... I think there may have been another passage back there.
Hmm... we'd better double-check.
*drop* Ah hell.
Hey, uhh... Samus... didn't we just...
I KNOW we just...
But that means...
... yeah, I've definitely gotta implement a rockslide somehow...
-God damn "solitude" stipulation... I'd have respawned long ago if this idiot would JUST FREAKING LEAVE!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.