Chozuglification
Again... couldn't think of a good name, but hey... this works.
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Man... that Chozo item has a SERIOUS case of the uglies going on... but let's crack it open and have a looksee here.
*hop* *bwam*
*boing* *thud*
Woah... this is new. *shuffle*
Maybe you shouldn't have been firing randomly into the room when we first entered.
Hey, it's worked in other rooms.
Besides... maybe my Chozo item is to have it as a pet or shield or something... c'mere item... time to get collect...
*step*
Uhh, Samus? I wouldn't...
*splurt* *BAM*
ACK!
... eh, too late. Looks like the green thing just signed his death warrant.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.