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Near heart-attacks

Ehehehe... yeah, I'd be scared shitless too if that just happened to me. Hmm, let's see... flung between both a floor and a ceiling covered in razor-sharp spikes, almost falling down a hole, and by blind luck landing on a tiny ledge between the two? Yeah... heart-attack central right there.

Whoops... little bit of overthrow there. Watch it.
*whap* BLAGH!
You alright over there?
*GASP* *PANT* So.... close... to death. Damn you Kraid, And if my left arm starts going numb, I'm taking you out before I drop.
Taking me out... like on a date?
So help me, if you so much as breathe wrong in my direction, I'll be repeatedly piledriving you into the spikes.
You know, "piledriving" could be construed as ...
Finish that thought, and you'll become a living pincussion.
Oh, fine, just shove aside, I'm heading over.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.