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Business is lacking

You wouldn't believe the number of people that kept telling me "YOU FORGOT ABOUT RIDLEY!!!!" and whatnot. Cripes... people need to learn the meaning of 'patience'.

*hop* *hop*
*gronk* *gronk*
Oohh, I hear something out front. Maybe Ridley's finally back!
WOOH! Booze booze booze booze booze...
Whup, never mind, false alarm.
Well, it could have been an enemy stepping in to see if Ridley returned or something.
Yeah, or anythign really.
Well damnit, this sucks. I want my booze, and the general balaver of the bar crowd.
Crowd? Y'mean... us?
Well, also the enemies that we were too drunk to kill.
Damnit, where IS Ridley?
Meanwhile, on ZR388...
Damn... business sure is slow today.
What are you talking about, I'm here, aren't I?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.