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The new bouncer

Well, ya gotta wonder how many actual SMART enemies have been wandering around back there with noone to watch... well... anything.

Ok, y'know... when you advertised a free drink... one would assume they'd get more than a glass of freakin' WEED PULP!
Hey, I just said A free drink... I never specified the type.
Ahhhh yes... that's some good prank.
You think THAT'S good... you should hear about some of the stuff back on Zebes.
Intriguing... DO go on.
Ahh, yes. Why, there was this one time he got his head stuck in a Zebbo-pipe.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome.
Ok, y'know what... screw this. I'm splitting, finding his booze supply, and drinking him into bankrupcy and me into a stupor.
Oh, Kraid... amongst your horribly obvious sneaking off... did you notice my new bouncer?
Oh lovely.
Hey there Kraid.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.