Yeah... he's been there the entire time. You can assume that he's had provisions with him to keep him from... y'know... dying of thirst and hunger :P
Two weeks later
Damnit god damnit hellspawn crap hell damn crap hell! I wanna go out in the white puffy stuff, but I CAN'T!
We told you 13 days ago it's SNOW!
Dear GOD you guys are boring. Now, I'm hungry, and I can barely move my arms after the past two weeks... so I'm leaving until you start doing someting research-worthy.
Ok man... did that actually just happen, or am I going stark-raving mad from the cabin-fever?
...That's it, I'm closing the bar for a while. LEt's get outta here.
Can I take the booze?
No stealing my glasses.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.