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Telling it like it is

Well, looks like our little Metroid has been busy in the past 4 hours.

Aaaaaaugh. Why me? Why the eyes? WHY THE EYES! If I ever see him again, I'll do things so terrible to him, even HELL will have nightmares about it!
Who did what to the where now?
For some stupid reason a Geega came running into the room, screamed "Viva la résistance" in Metroid, and flung a mess of pogs at my face. One got me right in the eye.
So the booze room is ok then?
...Oh, I'm doing fine now. Thanks so much for asking
C'mon, I can't see. What happened?
Oh, Kraid got overpowered by a Geega and had the crap kicked outta him.
BAHAHAHA! He'll NEVER live this down!
Thanks for telling it like it happened there Rid. Thanks.
Oh, it's nice to see that Samus is concerned for my wellbeing too.
Nowhere close man. She's laughing her ass off at your likely horribly bainful injury.
...Yeah, I gathered that.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.