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Ahh, yes... I'll bet a good number of you forgot about her sitting off in the back. I think Ridley's back door is pretty well secure :P

Ok, oh helpful one. I'll be back as soon as I can.
You can stay here if you want, but I've locked up all the booze in the back. It's up to you.
Oh, I'm sure I can find something to entertain myself in here.
Ok, seriously Samus... do NOT screw with anything in here. If I get back and something is amiss, you'll be sober so long, your LIVER will be audibly singing "Jou to the world"!
Yeah, yeah, don't screw with stuff, go save the damn lizard already. Eh, y'know... I don't even know why I'm worried. I can trust Samus. Or at least, I can trust her not to go in the back. Heh heh heh.
*bvew* *hop* *hop*
Hey there Samus. Looks like you accidentally wandered too far away from the rest of the bar.
Ahhhhh, crap.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.