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Paranoid delusions




And this is what happens when you think everything can hurt you :P

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-The cold. Everyone knows. Knows that the cold can kill me. They all want to kill me. Everywhere I look, they know.
-I can see it already. They'll do it because they can. They'll do it so that they can say they were able to kill a Miniboss. They'll do it for bragging rights, and leave my corpse to rot.
Hey Kraid... wanna play a game of Parcheesi?
I'M ON TO YOU, YOU FRIEND-HATING BACKSTABBER! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE MURDERING OFF YOUR TO-DO LIST TODAY!
YAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE ALL MURDEROUS BASTARDS!
So... I'll take it you won't be in for scrabble either then.
AHHHHH!
I'll take that as a 'no'.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.