Prepare for battle!
Yep... gotta watch for number 1.
Damnit, I can still hear them outside. Someone make them go away.
<Damnit... I mean 'prepare yourselves group!' Get into distra... uhh... battle formation!>
<Excellent. Now watch yourselves team. Stand your ground and fight like you've never fought before!>
<I HAVEN'T fought before!>
<...Then just follow the others' lead.>
<You're doing excellent. Now keep calm, and never stop looking forwards. Watch for the attack.>
Ok, I'm done my drink. I'll go swat these flies.
No, let ME Samus... I wanna try something... new... against them.
Eh, fine, whatever.
<WATCH FOR IT!>
<Say... anyone else get the feeling we're being shafted somehow?>
<Can't say I do.>
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.