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Slow progression

Yep... mainly just wanted those fellas to be out of the exact same spot. And it's entirely possible if you think about it. Boxy kinda bounces upwards with his neck muscles, kicks the ceiling of the box, and ever so slowly inches forwards. Only crappy part is that he had to land on his head every hop :P

Much walking later
Yeah... a nice cold vodka would hit the spot.
C'mon, hop faster damnit!
*hop* Ah shaddup! You're not trying to hop on your freakin' HEAD!
Yep, booze. *toing*
OW! That freakin' HURT, ya jerk!
If you're gonna pile-drive his stupid head into the ground, at least give us a push!
Sure as hell not falling for that 'stomach blaster' or whatever again though. MAN but that was a nightmare I'd rather not relive.
Who you calling stupid?
YOU, ya stupid idiot!
Hey, at least I'm fully spawned, ya incorporeal loser!
Oh, go to hell!
Ahh... beloved boozehole. It's been way too long since I last entered...
Aaaaand that doesn't bode well.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.