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Monstrous losses

Wish I could have made Kraid look better, but this is about the best I could get.

Several minutes later
Oh c'mon you big baby, it's not as bad as you make it out to be.
Oh pfft, you're no uglier now than you were prior to falling into the pool of unbelievably hot lava. Now move your charred ass already.
What?!? Ugly?!? Please, I'm still just as ruggedly handsome as before.
What?!? Then why the hell are you bitching and complaining about being a monster then?
It's... it's Raymond. I lost my grasp of him when... *sob* when my hand muscles seizured from the heat!
Yeah, ok... I'm no longer dignifying you with any form of concern. Move your worthless ass and prepare to meat-shield yourself.
*sniff* Poor... poor Raymond.
Oh, shutup.
*sizzle* *pop*

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.