Worse than sunburn

Oh no, don't leave on OUR account. After all, WE'RE the newcomers. Just give me a moment alone to speak with my FRIEND here.
Sure, no problem.
Ah crap, she called me a friend. This never ends well.
C'mon... FRIEND... let's go have a word.
Aw man, TWICE she called me frie... OW! Watch the burn! *SHOVE* *hop*
Move it or lose it. Sorry about this, we'll be back in a minute.
Quite alright, I'm in no rush.
But Samus... what about the GerutaAAAUGH!
Their complaining, much like your TALKING, made me forget myself... kinda like NOW!
What a nice peson.
There we go, now where were we? Oh yes, we were introducing ourselves. I'm Samus, and the very loud idiot behind me is Kraid.
I'm guessing that's another inside joke?
Yes yes, just ignore him.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.