No sympathy




Nice aim with Kraid though. Go 'threading the needle'!

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*fwoosh* *BWAM*
*crawl* *creep*
HEAVE... HO... HEAVE...
Crap, her anger will only keep her aim off for so long. I gotta do something.
*crawl* *crawl*
OH GOD, MY HARD OUTER CARAPACE!
...huh?
*thwup* *thwup* *thwup* *twirl* *whoosh*
AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!
...Ok then.
*creep* *crawl*
AAAHHH!!! DIE MOVEMENT, DIE!
Ok, she's going to be like... 50 times as mad that she fell for that twice. We've gotta get moving.
*BWAM* *BWAM*
*crawl* *creep*
HEAVE!
THE PAIN!
And c'mon, Screamy McGiveusaway... Be a team player here.
*BWAM* *BWAM* *BWAM*





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.