Anger management needed

I'll bet you $1000 you have absolutely no idea what will be in the next comic strip (provided you have no previous knowledge thereof).

Well... plan one failed horribly. Hmm... I think I'll check out up ahead before I resort to crawling somewhere I might not be able to get out of without the bouncy-ball ability.
*jump* *hop* Whup! Ok, let's see what we've got over...
I have GOT to learn to control my rage. It's starting to make me miss the blatantly obvious now.
*gasp* Could it be? The one who's capable of opening the mystery door?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.